Monday, September 28, 2009

STUPID




My boss asked me to prepare an abstract for poster presentation at the next Malaysian Oncological Society (MOS) Meeting.
This is a national prestigious meeting where an oncologists (cancer expert), surgeons, doctors and nurses meet and discuss the latest treatment in managing patients with cancer.
This year the meeting will be held at Johor Baru, from 5th to 8th November 2009.

I was lucky as just before i submit the abstract, i've noticed that i've made a terrible mistake.

This is the title for the abstract..

BREAST LUMP MARKING USING ULTRASONOGRAPHY AND METHYLENE BLUE INJECTION IN EARLY STAGE BREAST CANCER TREATED WITH BREAST CONVERSATION SURGERY.

Anyone can spot the mistake?????
Winner will get a special chocolates..

Friday, September 25, 2009

Bowel resection and anastomosis

Yesterday, there was 1 patient admitted with abdominal pain (sakit perut).
He underwent surgery, there was a perforation at his small bowel. His small bowel needs to be resected (potong) and anastomosis back (sambung semula).

The technique as follows.
This is the perforation of the small bowel. This part of the small bowel needs to be resected.
Firstly, artery that supply the small bowel must be ligated.
Ligation of the artery.
Then, the small bowel resected.
Resected small bowels, showing the 2 ends.
Anastomosis: joining back the small bowel in progress.
Anastomosis in progress.

Procedure completed, the small bowel already joined back.
Look simple right??? It took me about 4 hours.

Question: Please choose single best answer.
How long is our small bowel?
A. 1 metre
B. 1 to 2 metres
C. 2 to 4 metres
D. 4 to 6 metres
E. about 6 metres
F. 6 to 8 metres

THINK AGAIN

I have 3 incidences to tell which needs some explanation...i can't explained my self why it has happened.

INCIDENCE 1

That was 2004, i was just posted to orthopaedic ward, Tawau Hospital. During oncall, i would like to wear a black/white stripe collar T shirt. I like this T -shirt very much, as it was given my father a year ago.
One night, I was wearing the same T-shirt.
That oncall night was free, not busy.
The next day, 1 of my nurse asked me what i'm doing at 12MN at the nurses counter.
I told her, last night i never come out from the oncall room. I was sleeping the whole night.

INCIDENCE 2.

This is 2006. I was oncall and wearing a same T shirt again.
There was 1 man admitted at 6 pm. He has history of a fall from a tree.
He was unstable...and he needs urgent operation to stop the internal bleeding.
Without much delay i have to call anaesthetic doctor (doktor bius) to inform about this case..
The conversation as follows:

DrBOND: operator...tolong sambungkan ke Dr K segera..ada emergency, 1 patient perlu operate segera.

Operator: ok drbond...sambung ke Dr K kan..

DrBOND: ye..betul tu..sambung cepat tau..

Then,,,to my surprise, i was not connected to Dr K...instead I was connected to this man.

The Man: Ini DRBOND ka (how come he knows my name)???

DrBOND: yea, betul tu...ni sapa ni??

The Man: Tak...ni Mr A...saya di bilik mayat..doktor nak hantar patient tu kat bilik mayat kerrr??

DrBOND: Tak..patient mana satu??

The man: patient yang jatuh dari pokok...tadi ada telefon cakap patient tu dah mati..

DrBOND: HAH????

That patient not yet die.
I managed to call Dr K and we managed to push this patient to OT.
The internal bleeding was severe.
Exactly at 12 MN he died in OT due to massive blood loss.


INCIDENCE 3.

This is 2007. I was managing this patient, Miss Y. She is a 30 year old chinese lady, with diagnosis of advanced intra-abdominal malignancy, ?from ovary. She is young, and she is not ready to die.

In a monday morning, she passed away. Next to her was an elderly malay lady.

I was oncall that day....and wearing the same T shirt again. I was busy..i was running to and fro in the ward till 12MN.

The next day...the elderly malay lady insist want to go back.

I didn't asked why.

A month later,,,my nurse told me.

The nurse: DrBOND,, tau ka kenapa makcik tu nak balik lepas Miss Y mati??

DrBOND: tak tau la..napa???

The nurse: Miss Y mati pagi kan...Kan DrBOND oncall hari tuee. Lepas je Maghrib,,makcik tu nampak Miss Y ikut jer DrBOND dari belakang,,pegang bahu sebelah kiri,,sambil tersengih-sengih. Miss Y ikut DrBOND kemana-mana..DrBOND tak rasa apa2 kerr.

DrBOND: errr...tak der la (i am shivering).

Thursday, September 24, 2009

American Health Care.




Recently I've read a complaint regarding our National health care system. Fellow blog readers can read this:

http://www.miricommunity.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3004

Running a national health care system is not cheap...its costly..expensive drugs, doctors want higher pays...patients don"t want to pay and patients have high expectations.

Americans too having problems with their health care system.
Mr Obama is trying his best to put his country health care at the best.
If you in America, if you do not have an insurance policy, you are in deep trouble.

Here an article about Americans health care reformation.

Putting U.S. Health Care on the Right Track

Posted by NEJM • September 23rd, 2009 •

Denis A. Cortese, M.D., and Jeffrey O. Korsmo, M.S.

Americans do not consistently receive high-value health care. Collectively, our country spends more on health care than any other nation, but our people do not receive the best outcomes, safety, service, or access in return. Although some organizations, regions, and states deliver high-quality, affordable care, many do not. It’s time to make high-value health care the norm in the United States.

To reach that goal, we must hold physicians and other providers accountable for providing high-value health care, defined in terms of both quality and cost: value=quality÷cost. In this equation, quality includes clinical outcomes, safety, and patient-reported satisfaction, and cost encompasses the cost of care over time. Outcomes for hospital care, procedures, and chronic conditions can be assessed with the use of such measures as hospital admissions, emergency department visits, unplanned readmissions, death rates, postoperative complications, missed days of school or work, measures of organ function, and scores on general health surveys. Safety can be evaluated by means of such measures as central-line infection rates, medication errors, and postoperative complications. And patient satisfaction can be quantified with tools like those used by the National Research Corporation’s Healthcare Market Guide. Performance data are available from such respected sources as the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality, the National Quality Forum, the Leapfrog Group, the AQA Alliance, the University HealthSystem Consortium, the Medicare Provider Analysis and Review File, and the Commonwealth Fund. Regional Medicare spending data from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) or from the Dartmouth Atlas of Health Care could provide the equation’s denominator.

We could thus create a value score for each medical institution and make it publicly available. Such a score would offer clearer information than is currently available on many aspects of providers’ care. If one institution can diagnose a patient’s condition with $10,000 worth of tests whereas another must spend $15,000 to achieve the same result, there is a clear value gap. Armed with concrete data, patients could choose a high-value facility over one that charges more but delivers less. Health care professionals would then begin to compete on the elements that matter most — outcomes, safety, service, and cost. Providers with worse outcomes, less-satisfied patients, and higher costs would lose patients, which would spur them to improve value.

Some critics argue that it’s not fair to use currently available metrics to compare providers, since the data may not have been adjusted properly for severity of illness or the poverty level or minority status of patients. It’s true that the available data are imperfect, and they should be risk-adjusted to the extent that current expertise permits. However, given the vacuum within which Americans currently make health care choices and third parties pay for services, paying for value would be a significant step toward evidence-based purchasing.

Researchers at the Dartmouth Institute for Health Policy and Clinical Practice who study regional variation in health care quality and spending have documented that more care does not necessarily translate into better care. Dartmouth research suggests that the United States could reduce its health care costs by 30% or more if all regions practiced to the standard of the best-performing medical centers.1

Organizations offering higher-value care tend to have several common attributes. In his report on a meeting held in Washington in July, entitled “How Do They Do That? Low-Cost, High-Quality Health Care in America,” John Iglehart noted three characteristics that unified the 10 high-value communities that were represented at the gathering: a patient-centered culture, physician leadership, and not-for-profit status.2

In addition, several other factors foster high-value care. First, organizations that deliver value focus on its elements: outcomes, safety, patient satisfaction, and costs. They consistently collect performance metrics, conduct benchmarking studies, and use systems-engineering principles to improve outcomes, streamline clinical processes, and wring waste out of the system.

Second, patient care services must be coordinated across people, functions, activities, sites, and time. Physicians can organize themselves in a variety of ways — group practices, integrated networks of independent physicians, physician–hospital organizations, or “virtual” groups — to accomplish this goal. The point is to develop mechanisms for coordinating care among medical and surgical specialists so that patients have access to teams of physicians who can meet their needs. All team members in such systems are accountable to patients, to one another, and to the group’s leadership for high-quality results. These providers share a unified (electronic) medical record, which “builds in” continuous peer review as part of daily patient care activities.

Finally, many observers have suggested that a salary structure for physicians can reduce the incentives that drive overutilization. It is one of several payment schemes that can help to align the delivery system toward high-value care. The goal is to reduce conflict of interest so that physicians have less of a personal financial incentive to order unnecessary tests or procedures. Instead, they can focus on providing the right level of coordinated care for each patient — no more and no less.

In addition to a salary system, certain incentives can encourage high-value care. Some institutions add a value- or quality-based bonus (e.g., on the basis of patient-satisfaction scores) to physicians’ annual salaries. Unlike productivity-based rewards that drive increases in volume, incentives to produce better outcomes, safety, and service reward physicians for high scores on one or more of these components of value.

In general, a key way of spreading high-value health care is to pay for it.3 Indeed, we believe that paying for value is a fundamental requirement for effective health care reform. Unfortunately, much of the financing in proposed health care reform bills comes from continued across-the-board reductions in Medicare’s price-controlled fee-for-service payments. That won’t work.

Legislators must establish new ways of providing fair payment to doctors and hospitals offering high-quality, lower-cost care. Congress can use the Medicare program to start us along this path. We believe that Congress should set a 3-year deadline for creating and implementing new Medicare payment methods. The CMS could initially establish new value-based payment methods, incorporating metrics for outcomes, safety, and service for the most expensive three to five conditions and procedures — sending providers the message that they must begin reengineering care delivery to create better value for patients.

One idea is to base a portion of Medicare payments to physicians and hospitals on value scores, rewarding those who offer high-value care and providing an incentive for others to improve. Value scores can be constructed for many types of payment models, including hospital diagnosis-related-group payments, physicians’ fees, payment updates, and other payment formulas, including those for bundled payments. Providers would then be paid on the basis of their value scores. Over time, we believe that health care professionals would change their behavior — for example, sharing information and eliminating unnecessary tests — in order to increase value.

The philosopher Seneca said, “We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.” There is a clear path to higher-quality, more affordable health care, if we are willing to veer from the familiar route. We must define value, publicly display understandable value scores, and pay for value. If tools and incentives are aligned to support this goal, we’ll be on the right track to transform U.S. health care.

No potential conflict of interest relevant to this article was reported.

Source Information

From the Mayo Clinic, Rochester, MN.

HARGA ROKOK


For the first time in the history, the government has made a good decision.
I should call my father and tell him personally about this...

yea!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

MR ROMEO



Yesterday call was really busy.
But the best moment was managing this patient, i called him Mr Romeo. I will remember him forever for the rest of my carrier.


It was 8.30pm. I was just finished doing appendicectomy. Then I've received a call from ER doctor.

ER doctor: Bond...i got this patient la...he wanted to commit suicide..using a knife he stabbed him self over the abdomen..so far he stable la.

Dr BOND: ok la, admit him to male surgical ward..i see him in the ward...he is stable right????

ER doctor: ya ..he is stable..ok going to admit him to the ward now.

Soon he was admitted to the ward. He was surrounded with his family members. Patient look OK..appear calm. He is a tall young man, dark skinned and skinny.

Emmm...so surprise..why he want to commit suicide on second day of hari raya??
I was tired..i didn't bother to ask him or his family members.

from my clinical examination, there were two entry wounds over the abdomen (tummy)...look superficial...he was stable..blood pressure and heart rate was normal.

".the wound just superficial...i don't think it serious".
I just give him usual painkillers and antibiotics.

So far everything was ok till at 4am...then my nurse called me..

Dr BOND...Mr Romeo blood pressure was low...he vomited out blood. His pulse rate was raised.

Me: WHATT???

I was panicked and rushed to see him..
Ya his blood pressure was low...it could be internal bleeding..

NURSE! prepare him to OT now!! i really shouted like mad at 4am.

he underwent emergency laparotomy (opening up the abdomen)...it's started at 4.30 am and finished at 8.30 am. to my surprise the wounds were penetrated the whole layer of the abdomen.
and the knife actually make a hole in the stomach...that's why he vomited out blood. there was bleeding from the stomach wall.

He was damn lucky (or lucky me)...his knife only hit the stomach. If the knife hit the liver, spleen or heart there will torrential bleeding and he will die. he was stable on admission as the bleeding was slow and minimal which didn't show any early clinical deterioration.
i just repaired the hole and his stable thru out the surgery.

after the surgery completed, the whole family members came to see me..

Patient's sister: Dr BOND...how is my younger brother???
Dr BOND: so far his ok..the surgery went smooth..he is stable.
Patient's sister: Alhamdulillah..

Gosh!! Didn't Mr Romeo think of his loved one (mother, sisters) before committing suicide???

Then i asked this question..Why Mr Romeo want to kill himself????
Patient's sister: err....errr.....errr.


Question. Please choose single best answer.
Why Mr Romeo want to commit suicide?
A. his girlfriend left him, and find another man.
B. he is gay, his boyfriend left him, and find another man.
C. he is stress like Dr BOND because his bos didn't give cuti raya.
D. he is stress because he got no money to "pinang" his girlfriend.
E. none of above.

SECOND SYAWAL

For most people in the rest of the world and Malaysia..they still celebrating Hari Raya..
me too celebrating "Hari Raya".
Yesterday, 1 syawal was great..I enjoyed the nicest sleep ever..ya i slept most of the day.
the next day was totally different.
at 7 am, i received a call from my colleague. She is sick..had runny nose and headache and she can't work today. i have to replaced her and have to do oncall today..
"ok la ..no problemo...take a rest ok..i'll cover you.."
what a surprise.. I just break one of the ancient rule of oncall: never take your colleague call otherwise you will be curse.

Ancient oncall rule no 1: Please follow the oncall list as on the timetable.

"nevermind la" it's just an ancient rule....and i'm replacing my sick colleague..God will bless me.
rush to the hospital...i was surprised to see the ward was empty...
yaaa....can finish work soon..

then,,exactly at 8.00am, 1 of my patient became unstable. he passed out fresh melaena...ie black stool..when you are a doctor..you will be obsessed with examining stool..we like to see patients stool very much...yellow is healthy...liquid and greenish not so good....but when it is black..is EMERGENCY..
black stool is a sign of internal bleeding...this patient had bleeding from his stomach..
he was unstable..without delay we send him to operation theater for emergency scopes to control the bleeding.
my second boss doing the scope.

really bad luck..we can't control the bleeder ..hence we have to do emergency laparotomy ie opening his abdomen (tummy) and stop the bleeding after entering the stomach. the operation took about 2 hours. we succeeded ...and so far he is stable in the ICU.
After that...i received calls from districts and from ER..there were 3 ladies with abdominal pain (sakit perut).
all of the patients need admission for urgent investigations.
2 patients came with pain over the testis (sakit telor la doctor)..
i have to admit them for pain control.


T
hen, i was rushed to the OT again...This time i have to do emergency appendicectomy..
hah..this is "kacang" ..a simple operation..
to my surprised again this is the most difficult appendicectomy ever.
it took me about 3 hours instead of usual 45 mins.
preparing for op.
i was damn tired after the operation..then i received another call from the ER.

Dr Bond!!
Please come to ER now..there is a 5 year old boy..fall from the house.

OK...i come now..

He was unconscious...we have to do urgent CT brain..
the unfortunate boy

Thank God..The CT brain didn't showed any bleeding from the brain..otherwise i have to send this boy to OT for surgery.

By this time it was about 11 pm...I was really tired, smelly and hungry .

I fall asleep on a chair till i received another call at 4 am..



Question: Please choose single best answer.

Why Dr Bond is busy on second day of Syawal?
A. He break the ancient rule of oncall.
B. It is a test from God.
C. It is a punishment from God as he didn't do his work well.
D. because he didn't give me duit raya.
E. He deserved it! padan muka
F. whatever la, apa-apalah.
G. none of above.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Nora Zain - Agen Wanita 001 (1965)

My mom introduced this movie when I was very very small..
Since then i was inspired to be a spy like her and james bond. To safe the world from the evil people....
I don't know what went wrong and i eventually become a doctor.
ha ha ha.


Filem Melayu pertama bertemakan penyiasatan ala James Bond..Diarahkan oleh Lo Wei dan diterbitkan oleh Shaw Brothers.Antara lokasi penggambaran adalah di Hong Kong.

Filem ini turut dibuat dalam versi Cina yang kemudiannya diberi judul "Angel With The Iron Fists".Antara bintang Hong Kong yang turut berlakon ialah Lily Ho & Tang Ching.

Starring: Saadiah,Aziz Jaafar, Nordin Arshad, Fanny Fan, Tina Chin Fei
Director: Lo Wei


SELAMAT HARI RAYA



JBM ingin ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya kepada semua pembaca blog (walaupun seorang je pembaca setia) , kawan-kawan dan kaum keluarga.
Sambutlah kedatangan Syawal dengan tanda kesyukuran kerana anda beruntung dapat menyambut raya bersama keluarga.

What a Small World.


About a year ago, there was 1 lady (Puan R) came with her husband to my surgical clinic. She complained of swelling over the neck for 20 years, but recently the swelling got bigger. She also had difficulty in swallowing and mild shortness of breath.
My clinical examination revealed an enlarged hard thyroid gland. I did an urgent ultrasound and a biopsy.
Unfortunately, the biopsy was reported as thyroid cancer: the anaplastic type. This is the most aggressive type of thyroid cancer. Usually patient will die in a few months after the diagnosis made.
My boss asked me to do a CT scan of her neck and chest. To make it worse, the CT scan showed the cancer already spread to her lung.
I explained the situation to both of them (patient and her husband).
They seem understood the fact that the cancer already spread and it's can't be removed surgically. "She is terminal" i said.
We did discuss this case with the consultant oncologist (cancer expert) , kota kinabalu...and he suggested for radiotherapy to control the tumour.
In fact..this is the only treatment left that we can offer.
Both of them agree to have the treatment and we have to send the patient to Kota Kinabalu.
So far everything went smooth, appointment taken,,,MAS flight already booked (with 1 doctor escort) and the doctor in KK expecting the patient to come soon.
The patient fly over to KK...unfortunately when she arrived at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Kota Kinabalu she complained of difficulty in breathing. She was ventilated and repeat chest xray showed the cancer got bigger.
She died the next day.
The husband (in denial phase) got angry. He blame us (the sandakan doctor) for his wife death. He said we were slow in sending his wife to KK for treatment. And even worse..we received a death threat from the husband. The husband want to "cungkil" my eyes..
The news spread to whole Sabah and it does create tension among us.
Me and the other doctor who escorted her was really terrified. We didn't go out after 6 pm. We just stay in the house after working.

Now almost more than a year had passed we didn't hear any news from her husband. Our both eyes still safe and intact.


Five days ago I had a dinner (breaking fast) with my brother. He introduced me his girlfriend (Miss M). She is a very nice lady, i think reaching 30's.

We eat, chat ...gossips..then suddenly my heart beat start pounding..

Miss M is a Puan R younger sister.......

Thursday, September 17, 2009

LETS PARTY!!!!

my boss is away for 6 weeks!!! He is on his way to London, visiting his family.
like people says::

when the cats away, the mice will play


let's party..

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Semen Analysis


Am I normal?

A couple met me in the surgical clinic a few weeks ago. They already got married for 5 years but didn't have any children. His wife already met O and G doctor (pakar sakit puan)..and she is okay.
So the problem could be the husband.
Eventually the husband did a check up...and one of it is the Semen Analysis.
A semen analysis is medical test that evaluates certain characteristics of a male's semen (air mani) and the sperm contained in the semen. Its a common test if a couple have problem in infertility (means no child la).

How is the test done ????
First he need to go to the hospital...
Then we will great him and explained how the test done..
We will give him 2 things: 1) a container/bottle to collect the semen 2) a magazine.
After that...he needs to go to a special room or toilet...where he needs to unzip and start masturbating. (while flipping thru the magazine)
after that he must give the "sample" ASAP..ideally within 30mins and we will check the quality of the semen and the sperm.
(he can do all this at home or office...but he must send the sample within 30min...and it must keep warm, ideally kept in his wife breast/bra).
after getting the sample ...we will check the volume, color, pH of the semen and the most important is the patients sperm count...

back to the patient..he already did the semen analysis....from the report its look acceptable..
i showed the report to my boss...here goes the conversation between me and my boss..

me: hello boss..i got 1 patient to discuss..this is a man with no child..he already did his semen analysis and it's okay...look normal...

the boss: alright..let me see the report..

me: here..

the boss: SH_T!!!!!....the sprem count is low...only 1 million..

me: hah????

i left the room puzzled...what 1 million is low????

Question..
What is the normal sperm count in 1ml of a semen?
A. 1 million (obviously this is not the answer).
B. 1 to 5 million.
C. 5 to 10 million.
D. 10 to 15 million.
E. 15 to 20 million.
F. more than 20 million (or equivalent to malaysia population).
G. 1 billion (you must be joking).

Winner will get a special prize from me...a very nice magazine...he he he ..