Sunday, October 25, 2009

SMS dan "the father of all chicken"

the father of all chicken...
SMS bermaksud sudah mau subsidi..

Cerita 1...
Masa Dr Bond kecik-kecik, Dr Bond berpeluang membela ayam bersama sama ayah Dr Bond..
Tak la banyak mana, cukup untuk jual di pasar cina sesekali..dan bole la buat lauk ayam seminggu sekali.
Dalam banyak-banyak ayam, ayah Dr Bond cukup sayang seekor ayam ni..ayam jantan,,nampak lawa dan gagah (dimata ayam-ayam betina la)..tapi dah tua dah.
Kami panggil dia..'the father of all chicken' atau bapak ayam.
Dia berjaya mendapat gelaran itu kerana dia berjaya membuntingkan (is this a correct word???) mak-mak ayam kami...kami pun dapat la telur-telur ayam dan seterusnya anak-anak ayam. Anak -anak ayam tu pun membesar dan kami pun dapat hasilnya.
Sungguh berjasa 'bapak ayam' kepada kami sekeluarga.
S
atu hari mak Dr Bond cadangkan sembelih saja ayam tu...lagipun dah tua..sekurang-kurangnya bole la buat sup ayam.
Ayah Dr Bond dengan marah berkata:

Ehh!!! Tak bole la,,,ayam ni dah banyak berjasa dengan kita. Aku tak sanggup nak sembelih.

Mak Dr Bond pun jawab balik: ok la ..ok la...tak nak sembelih, lepas kan la ayam tu dari reban,,buat apa kurung lagi.

Kemudian, kami pun sepakat la melepaskan ayam itu dari reban.

Selepas 2 hari diluar kurungan, Dr Bond nampak ayam tu kurus dan sakit.

Dr Bond tanya abang DrBond kenapa "bapak ayam" jadi macam tu..Abang Dr Bond cakap dia mau SMS la...Kemudian dengan panjang lebar abang Dr Bond menerangkan apakah itu SMS..

"Bapak ayam ni dari kecik kita jaga dalam reben..Sejak dia menetas kita bagi dia makan ..
sekarang bila dia dah keluar dari reban...dia tak tau nak cari makan sendiri...tu la SMS...suda mau subsidi...

Akhirnya..bapak ayam tu mati 2 bulan kemudian (Bukan mati sebab tak makan..tapi sebab dah kena makan!!!!)...


Cerita 2....

A 35 year old lady came to see me in surgical clinic about a year ago.
She is local from Sandakan, and she is unemployed. She is staying with her sister who works in the hospital as a hospital attendant.
She complained of right breast lump for a year.
My clinical impression was highly suggestive of breast cancer.
She underwent ultrasound of the breast and a biopsy of the lump.
The biopsy came back..and its was confirmed as cancer.
From the first clinic consultation and to a diagnosis of breast cancer, she just paid RM 15..
As a comparison, in the bracket is the usual fees from private clinic/hospitals..
1st consultation: RM 5 (private clinic: rm 50-60)
Ultrasound breast and biopsy: RM 5 (private clinic: rm200-rm 300)
Second consultation: RM 5 (private clinic: rm 50-60)

Subsequently she underwent right simple mastectomy and axillary clearance...this is a surgery for the patients having breast cancer.

It costs about RM 100 including 3 days of hospitalization..(private hospital eg Sabah Medical Centre, it costs about RM 4000-5000)..

After that she underwent chemotherapy...to kill any remaining cancer cells. She had 6 cycles of chemotherapy, each cycle of chemotherapy she has to pay about rm 50 (in private hospital, approx rm 200/cycle).

After completion of the chemotherapy, then she needs radiotherapy.
In the whole state of Sabah, the government hospital do not have a radiotherapy machine. Any patients require a radiotherapy, we will have to be refer this patient to Sabah Medical Centre.
It costs about RM 4000 for a duration of treatment of 6 weeks...but patients from any government hospital is free.
This is what we called as "buying service"...the private hospital provide the service and the government will pay all the cost.

This radiotherapy have to be done in Kota Kinabalu...and i have to send this patient to KK..

Everything has arranged...and appointment already taken..

Then a week before the scheduled appointment the sister came to see me..

The sister: DrBond....nanti adik saya nak pegi KK minggu depan...bole tak refer ke kebajikan..

DrBond: refer kebajikan??? kenapa??
The sister: nak minta tiket kapal terbang...

DrBond: nak naik kapal??? dia ok la...naik bas pun boleh. Kami reserved untuk naik kapal terbang untuk kes kes pesakit yang tak boleh jalan...

The sister: ala Dr Bond bole la...my sister tak bole jalan jauh..nanti dia pening dan muntah2..

DrBond: tak bole..NO!!

Then the sister with a sour face slammed my clinic door while getting out from the room.

About 5 mins later i called her back (i just don't want to receive any complaints)

Ok lah...saya refer kebajikan...tetapi bergantung kepada kelulusan Puan Pengarah!!!

The next day, as expected i received a call from Puan Pengarah..

Puan Pengarah: Bond...why you want to send this patient by air.?????.
DrBond: (pening!!!)

The sister had reminded me of "bapak ayam".

Soalan: LITERAL THINKING.
Apakah kaitan diantara cerita 1 dan cerita 2 di atas. (20 markah).

7 comments:

sally said...

persamaan??? a lot....
ni suma ada kaitan ngan subsidi....ayam tu da biasa kena bagi makan jak...tu dia dah jadi ayam yg manja....da biasa kena layan mewah....mayb tu ptt x tau gov da byk tolong...dia xtau harga2 rwatan di private hosp or clinic....
again, no offence....bukan nak samakn ptt tu ngan ayam...cuma kaitan cerita dia mmg mcm tu....

iqmedia said...

both will died because of old age!

not because of using bus or plane, not because paying less or paying more... chicken will be chicken..

what more, your Boss = Ayah Dr Bond? hehe...

drBOND said...

my boss always call the cute little student nurse/ medical student as a little chicks (ayam muda)..

yan said...

aspek moral : kasih sayang- secara fitrahnya manusia dicipta tuhan ada hati yg baik unt leh syg manusia n syg haiwan tanpa kompromi

kemandirian - manja membawa padah jika tak "learn to survive"

nasib yg sama - cuba buat baik at last sama ja akibatnya
ayam = akhirnya dimatikan jgak
dr.bond = kena komen jgak gan big bos

yan said...

but don't give up unt buat baik :)
setelah berfikir itu adalah yg terbaik...

abc_pasisharam_xyz said...

Sebenarnya arwah makcik sy sangat pemalu, penakut, selalu bersendiri, susah nak becakap dgn org, selalu ada imaginasi yang unik dan menarik. Membuatkannya boleh dikategorikan sebagai org kelainan upaya dari segi mental. Tapi orang kg kami, sebenarnya jarang ambil rawatan moden. Lahir pun di rumah saja. Waktu first tahu dia ada lump yg besar tu, saya ada di kg cuti sem., dan saya yg bawa arwah ke opd utk diagnose lump. Sampailah arwah punya case kene pass pada department tempat drbond keje waktu tu, saya tak kenal pun drbond waktu tu. Arwah nenek saya sangat marah, sebab arwah nenek saya tuduh hospital lah yang buat arwah makcik saya sakit.hee..biasalah tu, orang tua, jgn ambil hati. Tapi arwah makcik saya sangat sayang semua doktor dan semua pekerja di hospital. Dia selalu cakap yang baik2 uolls.

Setiap kali balik dari hospital, arwah akan pening, muntah, gastrik, mungkin mabuk jalan agaknya. Dia akan terbaring seharian. Jarak dari rumah ke hospital sekitar 80+km dengan keadaan jalan jenis tanah merah. Jarak rumah ke Kota kinabalu ialah 350+km. Naik bas sekitar 8jam. Jalan ular.

She was my arwah grandma caretaker fulltime 24hours no holiday. Arwah buat kerja-kerja kg je, becucuk tanam, menjahit, menjaga anak-anak saudara, berniaga aiskrim, kerepek, tapi kat rumah jelah, kami-kami je pembelinya. hehe..

Mak saya memang macam tu, dia suka mengutamakan adik-adiknya. Dia tu umpana ketua yang akan fight for her anak-anak buah (adik-adik). Subsidi itu menguntungan drBond juga, sebab dari situlah drbond dpt practical training with good cases dgn baik dan skg dah dpt jadi general surgeon. Kudos!!!

Persamaannya:
e=mc^2 ; e is energy(joule), m is mass(kg) and c is speed of light (ms^-1)

p/s dulu dah pernah baca dah artikel ni, cuma baru hari ni tergerak nak komen. Cerita dulu2 ni.. menarik juga untuk dipelajari (^_^)

abc_pasisharam_xyz said...

Arwah nenek saya lumpuh dari penggang ke bawah. Arwah makcik yang jaga, makan minum, mandi, menghiburkan hati nenek sampailah dia pula yang meninggal dulu. hehe..semoga syurgalah untuknya.

About 3 years after you make this post, she passes away.