Sunday, January 10, 2010

Bersyukurlah apa yang ada

The anatomy of male genitalia.

Bersyukurlah apa yang ada.
Be grateful what ever you have.

It was usual busy Monday surgical clinic. I was called from my boss to his room.

Boss: Bond..please come to my room now, there is special case i want to show to you.
Me: ok ..ok.

When i was in his room, i saw a middle aged man lying on the examination couch.
Then, my boss asked me to examine his genitalia.

WOW..what a surprised!

His penis is larger than average man in Sandakan.. (obviously i've seen and examined many male genitalia in Sandakan).

I asked this question to this patient.

drBond: Is this natural???
He replied .."No"..

Then our conversation continues (i'm curious)
drBond: So how come it become so big. Belum pun ada erection.
Patient: errr..doctor, i pergi Filipina tahun lepas,,buat suntikan silikon..
drBond: ohh..jadi.?.dah besar! ...dah dapat apa yang nak, kenapa nak jumpa kami???
Patient: memang la besar...tapi tak naik la..lepas kena suntik batang dah tak naik!!!
drBond: ohh ya ka?? kenapa jadi macam tu??
Patient: tak tau la..
drBond: kenapa you nak buat suntikan untuk besarkan?? wife cakap kecik ker??
Patient: Tak...wife tak cakap apa-apa..
drBond: So??
Patient: sorry ya doctor...hari tu saya ada pergi mile 4, main perempuan, itu perempuan cakap batang saya kecil la....itu sebab saya buat suntikan..
drBond: ohhh..

Thats end our conversation. From that history, we have to take blood investigation like HIV, VDRL (for syphilis)
He is planned for refashioning of his penis later.
My theory is that, after his penis was injected with silicone, this material has disrupted the blood supply and blood flow of the penis.

This blood supply and the blood flow is important for erection of the penis. Hence, once it was disrupted, there is no way the penis can erect.


(Messages:
1. Sorry,, entry kali ini menyentuh isu 18sx..but this is our daily work..check itu "barang".
2. Haram menyuntik silikon dalam penis, kerana boleh mendatangkan musibah, seperti kes diatas.
3. Size does not matter!. Penetration is only part of the sexual process. Banyak lagi sexual process yang penting seperti "foreplay".
4. Sekiranya mahu penis enlargement, silalah berjumpa doktor pakar. Ada pembedahan yang boleh dijalankan dengan risiko minimal.
5. Entry kali ini tidak dapat menyiarkan gambar sebenar, drBond bimbang gambar itu akan disalahgunakan. )

3 comments:

iqmedia said...

Size does not matter... But stupidity does...

drBOND said...

yup, agree with you..

he should think twice before undergo that procedure

kakbedah said...

size matter la..

i like big one..

opps!!